April 4, 2000

LITTLE MISS LONELY Many of you moan about trendies, but outcasts such as myself in Scotland have been observing a new breed — Neds. They are much more violent and could be in your area! Uh?

MONOSYLLABIC GIRL Three most favourite blokes: 1) Kurt Cobain 2) Brandon Boyd and 3) Sam Alexander. Sam who? Sorry!

LOST CHILD In the words of Morrissey, "If you must write prose/poems, the words you use should be your own. Don't plagiarise or take on loan". Absolutely!



Remember the element of surprise — random acts of unpredictability.

If we fail to anticipate the unforseen, or expect the unexpected in a universe of infinite possibilities, we may find ourselves at the mercy of anyone or anything that cannot be programmed, categorised or easily referenced (namely trendies).

The Girl On The Stairs

OK... I'm ready,




Finally a 'Zine e-mail address. Now I can quit my job and stop saving for stamps.

Here's my top three sexiest 'Ziners:

  1. Dark Grey Wolf Of Norbex
  2. Negative Creep
  3. JSP

Wild Bill Hiccup would feature but apparently SOMETHING was more important to him than 'Zine.

Bye for now and fluffy cloud thoughts to you all.

The Elixir Vixen

PS: Ban the pilchard!

I know I'll regret this but here it is:



99% of my life I've been daydreaming — going through wacky scenarios and longing to be something more than this.

Whatever will I do if I don't achieve my goals and end up unfulfilled and regretful? I'd rather die now.

I can't be just another forgotten face in the crowd.

I have a lot to give to this world and I'm gonna damn well do it. Yeah. The world is mine.

Riot Grrl

Know what I think?




How to recognise people at parties when Steps is playing.

  1. TRENDIES who know all the moves to the song, especially that tricky, twirly part in the middle.
  2. YOUR BASIC INDIVIDUAL who will sit on a chair tapping their foot out of time with the music.
  3. 'ZINERS who will run far away into the hills and never, ever go back or they'll be sick.

Homespun Spider

That tricky, twirly part in the middle