The Mega-Zine Museum
March 6, 2000
FLUFFY EVIL ONE I have a problem, I am in love with life. The problem is life hates me. It keeps throwing plates at me and wants a divorce. Do you live in Albert Square perchance?
ANGEL If I gave you diamonds and pearls, would you be a happy boy or a girl? I feel a song coming on.
MISS TRISTESSE WLW, Do you remember the amazing Balisto bars? Does anyone? Mmm honey, that rhymes with tummy, which rhymes with money. Isn't that funny?
STRANGE NEWS FROM ANOTHER STAR
I have got a crush on Christina Aguilera, and am thinking of starting a religion called Aguilera-ism. Would anyone like to join?
Also, who are these lyrics by then?
"I cross the road and I hide just to avoid the times when you stood by my side, but I'm still haunted by you."
The Mystic Misfit
Er... Christina Aguilera
PERCHANCE?
A FISH IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING
I walked in and to my surprise there was a big, fluffy, woolly thing sitting on the floor. I asked the fluffy woolly thing what he was.
He said: "I am in disguise as a big fluffy woolly thing".
I said: "I know, but what are you really?"
"A pilchard," he replied.
Self-obsession Honey
Will this pilchard thing
NEVER END?
PUZZLE PIECE
I honestly think you are the most boring 'Ziner ever. I mean for WLW's sake — the alphabet? Like anyone cares!
It only controls the way we think, speak and communicate with the rest of the world. It's not that important.
But on the other hand, I think I love you.
Dying Carnation
A is for Apple, C is for Cat, F is for
FREAK!
