The Mega-Zine Museum
March 3, 2000
MISS TRISTESSE I won't let you fall apart. Well, well, she has a heart.
ENOLA THE NOSEBLEED I hurt myself to get pain out. Erm — yeah, a surefire way to feel pain is to inflict it upon oneself... doh!
QUEEN OF ELMAAAARRRR I am Psychedelic Gloom's sister and he really does have a phobia about baked beans. Oh my — what will they think of next? What if they are hidden in with the sausages?
HAVE A GOOD CRY
I am a teenage boy, but I'm not afraid to say that I cried last night.
It made me feel much better. It felt like all of my worries flowed out in my tears. My mind became clear of all confusion.
However, be careful not to cry too much or you might drown in your pools of sorrow.
Plughole Fantasy
Oh, for crying out loud (he he he he)
CAN WE HAVE SOME JOVIALITY PLEASE?
A FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time in a land far away there was a princess. She had fallen in love with a lobster called Ian.
People ridiculed the princess for this but she was convinced that if she kissed him he would turn into a beautiful prince.
So one night she kissed him, and Ian turned into an apricot. The relationship went downhill from there.
MOON MONKEY
Just goes to show...
LOBSTERS ARE NOT THE ONLY FRUIT!
POETRY CORNER
Big truck pollutes the air
But it is normal, do not stare.
Thousands of trees cut down every day
But we don't live there so it's OK.
We throw litter on the floor
But everyone does it, so throw some more.
Water is filled with sewage and waste
But that's all right, it adds to the taste.
Insane Ice Cube Lost in The Desert.
Now that's
AN INTERESTING LITTER-GY!
