The Mega-Zine Museum
March 2, 2000
BRUMMIE BOMBSHELL I had charisma once, but it soon cleared up. And this is a good thing?
ANON Twinkle (the little star). My hamster commited suicide last week. There's a lot of this going on lately, I hear!
ENOLA THE NOSEBLEED I hear the flying giraffes calling. They are sending the headless chickens to come and get me. Flying giraffes and headless chickens, it's not your classic Charles Dickens!
PLUGHOLE FANTASY
Don't feel down, I'd love to be your friend! You, like me, are obviously surrounded by Trendies. But don't give up hope, there are people out there who will really love you.
Come with me and I will show you the joys of the Vegetable Revolution, where we live in blissful ignorance of this cruel world. You can even have some of my worms.
Broccoli
Maybe you should worm
YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE!
RIOT GRRL
It's not your fault you're boring and lonely. It's probably just a karmic reaction to a past-life trauma.
I highly recommend lots of chocolate and watching Australian soap-operas. After a short while, you will once more feel talented and useful.
Chock Jock
It'll only end in trauma, what'll we do
WITHOUT SUNSET BEACH?
BABYDOLL
Those candy bracelets are tasty, but they are brilliant for flicking at the trendies. Hold a little sweet between your front top and bottom teeth, then pull the string quickly and BRAVO, you've hit a trendy right between the eyes.
If the trendy looks at you, just smile and point at the nearest person.
New motto: wear 'em, eat some, flick some, eat some more!
Bull in the China Shop.
Ah, Revenge on the trendies
TASTES SOOOOOO GOOD!
'ZINERS LISTEN & LEARN
When I was first born, I couldn't even turn myself over! My eyes wouldn't focus! I couldn't do anything!
Think of all the work it took to develop the motor skills necessary to hold a pen, to place the tip of it on a page, and to move it in predetermined, co-ordinated motions.
This letter is the result of 15 years of unrelenting toil! A lifetime of effort went into this! And for what?
Sephiroth
For what, to be on the
'ZINE OF COURSE!
