The Mega-Zine Museum
February 23, 2000
KARMA POLICEWOMAN I have changed my tune. I love both the sweet delights of tea and the dark wonders of coffee. I love it! Just as long as there is a place for hot chocolate...
PRINCESS OF BUBBLES All my friends are enemies. Mine are starfish. No... Ah, you said "enemies".
SIVA We only come out at night, the days are much too bright, we only come out at night. "We" only come out in the day... nights are too dark!
DEAR OBSCURITY BECKONS
I am an ickle glowbug and I have always considered myself buggishly sexy. I would like to take you up on your 10 Star lovin' offer.
I've had a crush on you for ages, ever since I saw you in the supermarket with your Y-fronts on.
We could be bigger than Lara and PC Stu, what d'ya reckon?
Ickle Glowbug
Alert, alert — poor joke approaching:
DON'T BUG HIM!
ZINERS,
I'm back and more miserable than ever. So I will start with my first complaint.
It really annoys me when people get on the Zine by just copying some lyrics. Broken Bubbles and Man from Uncool are both guilty.
It's not funny and takes no talent. Stop wasting space with secondhand rubbish.
Plughole Fantasy
"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas,
JUST LIKE THE... " OH, SORRY
TO MY FRIENDS,
You don't love me any more. WLW won't print my letters because I'm on a downer and I'm so uninspired it would bore you all to death to read them.
I am sooo lonely. I thought I wasn't alien here, and now it appears that you don't want me either.
Please, please, pretty please, take me back or I'll saw all your limbs off and feed your torsos to the sharks.
RIOT GRRL
Yeah, well, you saw us and
WE'LL, LIKE... ER, KICK YOU!
I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted:
Play that funky music white boy,
Play that funky music right.
Play that funky music white boy,
Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die...
Niiiice!
The Man From Uncool
I think you might want to read
A FEW PAGES BACK, DUDE
