The Mega-Zine Museum
February 16, 2000
ZEN DOG If I was any more laid back I'd be horizontal. You are so un-hip it's no wonder your bum doesn't fall off!
ALI C Life's not a destination, it's a journey. Oh please!
KARMA POLICEWOMAN My favourite made-up word is shmay. It means rubbish. i.e. My life is rubbish. My favourite made-up word is unimpressoinit i.e. Are we supposed to be impressed?
TO OBSCURITY BRECKONS
Although I didn't understand a word you said about Mystical Starfish, I feel I need to write back and give you something special — the following quote:
"You've got to cry without weeping, talk without speaking, scream without raising your voice."
Try fulfilling U2's quote!
Angel of Harlem
Why did the dog fall off The Edge?
IT WAS TRYING TO GET A BONO!!!
EURIKA
I've found out what happens to biros!
After extensive research I've found the half-life of the disposable biro to be four days, after which it decays into dust.
This hypothesis neatly explains:
- The state of affairs in my room,
- Why I never seem to have a pen!
The Fluolorins Fire Dragon
I hope that this
DOESN'T HAP-PEN TO OFTEN!!!
'ZINERS
I'm the messed up driver of a stolen tank,
making my withdrawals from The Midland Bank.
Armour piercing bullets never cramp my style,
they only make me smile.
I am the sniper from across the way,
get you in my sights then put an end to your day.
I know assassination goes against the grain
but Carlos the Jackal's got nothing on me.
Broken Bubbles
What's with the assassination
FASSINATION?
'ZINERS
He took hold of me when I was trying to escape. He deceived us all for me.
He brought me coffee at the Bulldog in Amsterdam. I taught him to do his make-up in his room.
He let me have the keys to his house, and then he drove me home to my mosh-pit.
Listen to the lyrics — it's all about me. That is why I'm Brian Molko's girlfriend.
I hate you all, but thank you, because I love you.
Burger Queen Libertine
Something strange is
BUBBLING UNDER!!!
