The Mega-Zine Museum
February 2, 2000
MISS TRISTESSE Days fade in and I need the night. I've seen your dumb face all of my life. Charming!
DARTH MAUL'S JILTED LOVER C3POs Secret Lover, Why do you want chocolate? C3PO said you already eat too much. Ooooh, do I sense it will be handbags at dawn?
FUSCHIA MASSIVE Doors get in the way. Corners should be transparent plastic. Then my life would be complete!
MINT IMPERIAL,
Vinyl is better than CDs any day. When CDs are made, the tape's just digitised, but when records are made, the magnetic variations in the tape are amplified, thus providing a fuller sound.
Also, you can play records backwards to hear secret messages!
The Psychedelic Gloom
What do "magnetic variations"
SOUND LIKE EXACTLY?
'ZINE,
I'm sick of hearing about coffee and doughnuts. It's pretty obvious we need a debate about custard.
I love instant custard mixed with chocolate powder. What is your fave custard?
Oh and I want to say that Psychedelic Gloom is, like, soooo cool!
Little Black Eyeliner
Another enthralling debate
ENSUES!
MEGAZINE,
Words go round inside my head
As I lie here alone in bed,
Wondering what tomorrow holds
And if past lives really mould
the way my life is.
So I sit watching daytime TV
Sometimes life feels so empty.
All my problems no one knows
All their problems on stupid shows.
My life sucks.
Paranoid Depressive
WLW Health Warning: Daytime TV can
SERIOUSLY SCREW YOU UP!!!
MMMM, COFFEE...
I drink my coffee black with at least five teaspoons of sugar.
On the other hand, I could drink it white with no sugar — any coffee is good coffee!
None of the Trendies like coffee — I don't understand! Then again, I don't understand Trendies.
Babydoll
"Any coffee"? what about that gloop
FROM THE CHILLER CABINET!
