The Mega-Zine Museum
February 1, 2000
BROKEN BUBBLES Why don't you ever show any of my offensive letters? Is it cos they're offensive? We have rather delicate sensibilities.
STRAWBERRY PICCALILLI Before we die our lives flash before our eyes — it's called living! I thought that only happened when you fell of a cliff.
THE DUCK WLW, Why don't you print my letters to 'Zine?!! They must have been lost in the post!
HEAR ME
Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary, I am more than happy to accept you into my Land Of Uncool, however you must pass the Uncool Entrance Exam — name this song:
"Have you heard about the new dance craze?
Listen to us, I'm sure you'll be amazed.
Big fun to be had by everyone,
It's up to you, it surely can be done..."
The Man From Uncool
I know, I know the answer
— CAN I JOIN TOO?!
REASONS FOR BEING DEPRESSED
- My life is just one endless cycle of monotony and impending doom
- Dance music
- Being repressed by a mother who thinks Goth is a kind of architecture
- Scooch
- Writing with a pen signed by Gloria Huntford
Thank God for James Dean Bradfield.
Venus in Combats
Yes, thank The Maker
FOR DEAR OLD JAMES...
MUG
A double haiku entitled "Mug" for all fans of the Bean.
Coffee stains the teeth and
carpets an unhealthy shade
but caffeine runs through
my veins. Need a hot,
morning coffee, jolt. I love
my percolator.
Marsha
What... Going...
IS... ON...
WLW
Ahh! Can you hear them? The voices in your head? They hide in the mists of time, reside in the gaiety of laughter.
They treat me as if I'm mad. MAD I TELL YOU! But I'm perfectly normal, I just got over the robot form of rabies.
These wonderful men just gave me a very long sleeved shirt and are giving me a ride to the nut house. I love nuts. Or maybe I'm just going insane.
Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex
You mean you're on you
WAY HERE!
