The Mega-Zine Museum
January 31, 2000
HYPERSTAR, Kloudnyne, Philosophical, Ninja For Hire, I think you may have seen The Matrix one too many times. Ummm, but what is the Matrix?!!!!
KARMA POLICEWOMAN One day, I am going to grow wings. Don't get in a flap!!!
BUFFIE THE TRENDY SLAYER I see you WLW, shakin' that ass! I-didn't-do-it-nobody saw-me-you-can't-prove-anything!
Once, I was described by classmates as "quiet and nice". Nice? What's that supposed to mean?
It's just a tactful word for boring. All the things that interest me don't interest anyone else in my acquaintance.
Why do I have to be the introverted wierdo? Why couldn't I be loudly eccentric or just a plain Trendy? I am neither these things. I am a nothing.
Karma Policewoman
Repeat the mantra: "I am at one with
MYSELF, I AM LOVE" THEN FEEL SILLY!
NOW, ARE YOU SITTING COMFORTABLY?
Good, let me tell you about the time I became an anti-everything fool.
I awoke one morning and thought — oh hell, I am an anti-everything fool. I rely on coffee and pants to save me.
Man From Uncool, I am coming to your Uncool land. Do you accept me?
Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary
IS THERE A MORAL TO THIS STORY?!
MYSTICAL STARFISH,
J'accuse! You sir, are a liar and a fraud. Any self-respecting Starfish would know that starfish are not anthropods, therefore you cannot be a crustacean!
You are an echinoderm, don't try to deny it. Women, know your phylum! Also, enough of the pilchards, pick a more exciting organism.
Obscurity Beckons
PS: Any sexy 'Ziener chicks wants some 10-star lovin'?!
WHO SWALLOWED A BIOLOGY DICTIONARY?!
I would like all 'Ziners to know that I am now cured, I am no longer in love with WLW. Gosh I was stupid to write such a letter of mental-ism.
Anyway, I have got a debate: If you had to choose a band, and you really had to choose, who are you most likely to like? Steps or Schooch?
Choose one. This is not torture, just a simple question that needs to be answered.
Aura eM
LOVE IS SO FICSLE! *SIGH*
