The Mega-Zine Museum
January 30, 2000
MISS TRISTESSE An imitation of dignity is all that's left. As long as it's a good imitation no one will ever know!
THE PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM Jeremy Paxman said "Pilchards" on University Challenge. MMmmmmmm yeeeessss!
BROKEN BUBBLES Is Plughole Fantasy anybody else's hero? He's mine. I love everything about him and the way his mind works. Does anyone else feel the same way? Sorry to burst your already burst bubble but...
MINT IMPERIAL,
Though not minted since the '80s (To commemorate the royal wedding) crowns are not "old money", since they are still legal tender (25 new pence)
Five pre-decimal coins are still used: crowns, half sovereigns, sovereigns, £2 coins and £5 coins.
The Psychedelic Gloom
Who says 'Zine isn't
EDUCATIONAL?
DEATH BY TIME
And so and so, the day slowly dragged on,
Time dragged by as if each second was weighted with an
Anchor so almighty,
That it was stretched beyond time itself,
And became a loud, screeching, terrible noise,
That descended upon my ears like a thousand incensed eagles.
And how was your day?
The Girl with the Sun in Her Eyes
Pretty
MUCH THE SAME ACTUALLY
HELLO AGAIN,
Well, what can I say apart from thank you all very much for your sweet welcomes?
I was initially planning to be one of those one-letter wonders. But many of you seemed so keen to get to know me that I thought I'd better change my mind.
Trendy Chick 007
It's nice to see you all
PLAYING HAPPILLY TOGETHER
WLW,
If you do not print this letter, I would like you to know that tomorrow I will be knocking on the door of your hole, cave or possibly office, ready to scratch your eyes out and replace them with balls of dough.
However, if this letter is shown I would like to say:
"All 'Ziners! Follow the paw prints to the land of the fair folk, where all oddballs live in harmony."
Nannys Cat Greebo
Land of fair folk
AKA STRANGEWAYS
