The Mega-Zine Museum
January 28—29, 2000
REDHEAD FED I still think I'm a chicken! That's nothing to what I think of you!
C-3PO'S SECRET LOVER Please screen this message, it cost me 26p. Well I just have to say that it was 26p you could have spent on a far better cause, hardly interesting are you!
BROCCOLI It's mean, it's green, it's totally obscene! My guess is Kermit after a bottle of Scotch! Am I right?
ZINE
Today I visited a shopping centre. I bought nothing — there was nothing worth buying.
The usual story — stumbling around in a daze on my own wondering what the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here.
Scurrying past bunches of trendies (girls plastered in make-up, decked out in their trendy gear) Wondering... why?
Karma Policewoman
Yeah — shopping can be one scary
EXPERIENCE — BUT DON'T MILK IT!
DEAR ZINERS
Round my neck of the woods, trendies are called "chavs". They wear a uniform of huge, gold hoop earrings, standard white Adidas tracksuits, (must be white understand) and Reebok classics.
As much as I despise them, we are not that different to them, sure we have style, but we also lack individuality.
Anti-conformist behaviour is not independent — it relies on opposition.
Paranoid Closet Heroine
So much attention paid to clothing
WHAT ABOUT PERSONALITY? ha ha
A DISTURBING STORY
Whilst hiding in the bushes in Pc-Stu's garden I saw through my binoculars that he was watching TOTP. He started to sing and dance to S CLUB 7 whilst wearing orange Kappa pants.
As a result of this I passed out for three hours, and when I woke up, Pc-Stu was dancing in the garden holding a Barbie!
As you can imagine I am very distressed by this and am now being treated for the flashbacks.
Insane Ice Cube Lost In The Desert
Orange Kappa pants? For real? ha ha ha
GOTTA SEE THIS MYSELF... ORANGE HA HA
JACOBEAN SKATE PUNK (FDT)
My letter was in no way an act of malice towards you, but to the groupies that lust after you.
It is frustrating to see the Zine, on an oasis of weirdness in a world of banality, used as some lonely hearts page.
Unrequited love gets very tiresome.
Venus In Combats
Hey it's all in the contract!
GOTTA KEEP THE PUNTERS HAPPY
