The Mega-Zine Museum
January 26, 2000
REDHEAD FED Life is a flower. It wilts. We die. Anyone for pizza? Life does go on I suppose. Make it extra pepperoni.
MISS TRISTESSE Don't do it kid. Don't get past the age 13. You wanna try being like me.
BURGER QUEEN LIBERTINE AKA MOLKO'S IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND Silver Rocket shines in my red eyes. Just one of my dampened cries... give me a shot of caffeine... Addicting... it's an ugly thing, 'Ziners.
BROCCOLI
You asked how 'Ziners got our names. What do you mean? My mum and dad gave me my name, obviously.
Did he think 'A Boy Called Rita' was a pseudonym? I wish it were that simple!
All my life I've had people spitting at my name. Imagine the uproar at registration. Why do you think I turned out the way I did?
A Boy Called Rita
Just think how The Artist Formerly
KNOWN AS PRINCE FELT AT SCHOOL
HELLO!
I come from a world far away. A world where Cadbury's Cream Hens run wild. Where sock dragons come to retire from your washing machines and live happily on our native creature, the sock.
Here, there is no cruelty to potatoes, here, we are their friends. In this special world, Westlife, Steps and The Vengaboys fans are kept on a tiny island millions of miles away. Why did I have to crashland here?
Local Girl in the Photograph
Certainly sounds better than
THE TORQUAY RIVIERA
I slip and slide down the assignment-filled slopes of college,
Forever in search of my chosen subjects' knowledge,
But surely life will give me knowledge?
Tough college gives me girls.
Money is what I want at the mo'
But for now I'm having fun going with the flow,
Everyone's smiling, I feel great
Though sometimes my head is overwhelmed with evil and hate.
The Devil's Hitman
Evil and hate are surely useful
Be FOR YOUR LINE OF WORK
HEY, OBSCURITY BECKONS...
Does the yellow face of this 'Zine look deep and meaningful to you? Me thinks not. More humour is called for, as to laugh is the best feeling you can get in life.
Don't you know that do get deep you have to sink? It's much more fun to rise.
Don't be afraid to be silly: this earth is filled with too much seriousness as it is.
Mystical Starfish
And let that be the 'Zine's
FINAL THOUGHT OF THE DAY
