The Mega-Zine Museum
January 20, 2000
LITTLE MISS TRISTESSE Petrified for the millionth time, slowly my soul evaporates. Like that bottle of milk I left in the office fridge then!
KORMA POLICEWOMAN I'm a laughing loser and a woeful winner. Losing winning, what's the difference? Tell me about it again when you've won the Lottery!
CAPTAIN FISH I was the last person in YU1 to say Abba-flanges, and the first in YU2! Long live the Abba-flanges! Ok — now that we've reached YU2 — back to school with ya for the basics!
NEWS BROADCAST!!!
It has been reported that the local police force of the land of Mega-zine have put a ban on the word "pilchard" starting from Friday.
They said it is of no relevance and is just not of any comic value.
If people persist in using it, all of the waters they live in will be poisoned and they'll die. And who would want that?
Miss Tristesse
I for one wouldn't mind in the least
MIGHT GIVE MY JOB PURPOSE FOR ONCE!
ZINE-PEEPS,
You all keep constantly talking about pilchards when they are clearly glorified guppies.
Sardines on the other hand are one mean fish snack. They're so versatile, eat them in a sarnie, on crackers, in a salad or straight out of the tin.
A highly amusing family game has also been produced and named after the little guys!
Pilchards are so old Millennium — sardines are the way forward!
Deadly Blue Butterfly
Thanx for that — I'll assume you saw
THE OFFICIAL WARNING RE: FRIDAY!
TO ALL MY ZINEY FRIENDS!
How I wished to grace these weird and wonderful pages for so long.
Ever since I was young I have been fed up with the world I live in. So now I've decided to move worlds — isn't that a great idea?!
Where is this world I hear you cry, well it's your Ziney pages. Please welcome me to your outcastland!
Sending love hearts and sparkles.
Babydoll
Welcome — join us and become just as
MAD AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN, IT HELPS!
ZINE,
I also welcome that 007 girl. A trendy on the Zine. Could be a good thing.
As long as trendies stay in the vast minority, I'll be happy.
Oh, but the day a backchatter writes will be the day I reach for my gun!
Captain Fish
Violence never solves anything
A DAMN FINE RELEASE HOWEVER!
