The Mega-Zine Museum
January 19, 2000
NEGATIVE INSANE GRAVEL JUNKIE Don't ever put your elbow in your ear, you may never get it out again. Oh really?
FATHOM I like woodlice on toast with jam on the side. Interesting choice of breakfast — cockroach waffles with a side serving of beetle dung for me.
PARANOID CLOSET ADDICT They all know, all of them! They're watching you right now, and waiting, just waiting. And watching, and waiting — ohh did you remember to say that they're watching?
PHYSICAL LAWS? HAH!
This morning, I fell into a small black hole beside my bed, caused by the collapse of a pile of old clothes and paper that usually litters my floor.
I had suspected it was reaching critical mass when my eyeliner got sucked into it the night before.
Either that or it had evolved into a khol-munching life form.
The Fuolomis Fire Dragon
Any excuse to stay in bed for longer!
I KNOW YOUR TYPE - GOOD ON YA!
TO ZINERS,
Leave the Millennium bug alone! It's my pet which escaped on Millennium night.
Its name is Milly, its father's name is stone-ennium bug.
Don't worry, it doesn't eat people, just computers and stuff, so unless you're a robot there is no cause for you to be scared.
Dairy Lee
Feel much better that at least
ONE PERSON HAS IDENTIFIED IT!
SALUTATIONS AND BONJOURNO!
I'm coming out and revealing my secret. I am in fact a witch. Yes, every full moon I mount my Dyson and fly to the stars!
Anyway, my real reason for bothering you is I want to know where other Ziners got their names.
I got mine from watching TV at 3am after six cups of coffee and four packets of flying saucers.
Broccoli
The question here is - what the hell
DO THEY PUT INSIDE THOSE SWEETS?!?
Re: YARDS
I'm a sixth-former. It's not just old folk who think in yards. I've always preferred proper units to metric units, as imperial is easier to understand: just double everything.
I don't see why we want decimal currency either. What's wrong with pounds/shillings/pence?
The Psychedelic Gloom
(Youngest supporter of imperial units? I think not! How many folk go into a bar to ask for 0.553 litres of beer?).
In the respect of beer measurements
I WORK IN JUGS, CRATES AND KEGS!
