The Mega-Zine Museum
January 18, 2000
THE PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM Give a man a fish and he'll feed for a day. But give a man a pilchard and he'll write to the 'Zine! I'd much rather you use a pen or e-mail. Fish smells after a while.
PSYCHO TURNIP I was going to build a particle accelerator, to speed negatively charged protons to Halifax and back! Why Halifax I ask myself?
HABBOCKI MMMmmmmm... lunch... mmm... pizza... Mmmmmmm... food... I'm off.....
'Zinerfolk,
Pale face, drained mind
Clouded eyes hide broken smile
Lost thoughts pave the way
To laced dreams of yesterday.
No-one seems to realise
That every stab cuts through the ice
And leaves a mark, a wound, or scar
Of who they were and who they are.
tHe woN hOo cuLdN't spel
Have you just been
DUMPED OR WHAT?
Sisoa Fox Jedi
Of course there is true love
If you cannot see it
If you cannot feel it
Then your heart is closed.
And those devils are tearing away your life
You are just not looking
You are just not trying
New Model 'Ziner
You seem like someone who's
IN LOVE IN A BIG WAY... AHHHH!
I remember when a quick flick through 'Zine would reveal the thoughts of some weird people. These thoughts were usually strange and obscure, but contained remarkable insight.
These characters are now rare, and most people rely on writing silly letters to get printed.
Come on, let's get deep again!
Obscurity Beckons...
Yes, send me something challenging...
INTELLECTUALLY CHALLENGING THAT IS!
DEAR 'ZINER FRIENDS
I hate going to my local shop. All the stupid trendies stand around there.
They don't usually say anything but there is always the possibility.
That is the reason why we hate trendies. They shout at us. The shopkeepers are mean as well.
Skinned Celebrity
And I thought it was because
THEY WERE OVERPRICED!
