The Mega-Zine Museum
January 9, 2000
STRAWBERRY PICCALLILI To the 'Ziners of 31/12/99. It was a privilege being screened on Megazine on the crossover to Y2K. I do believe it was our finest hour. To all those who didn't, there's always Y3K!
OUTCAST Don't make me angry, you won't like me when I'm angry. Make sure you have a change of clothes handy!
LITTLE MISS BLOODBATH Old saying — plenty more fish in the sea, new saying — plenty more pilchards in the cupboard. Or 'plenty more 'Ziners that are curiously obsessed by pilchards'!
ZINERFOLK,
I finally have a recording of Britney Spears 'Baby One More Time'. I spent four hours today just listening to it, over and over again.
My sister says I'm obsessed, but she's wrong. Transfixed, maybe, but not obsessed.
The Psychedelic Gloom
Is this really the sort of thing
YOU SHOULD SHARE WITH US?!!!
It's my birthday next Tuesday, I'll be 75... hang on, because I spent 58 years in Nania, that'll make me, umm, 17.
The Marshwiggle taught me not to smoke, gamble, swear or drink alcohol.
That's why I'm so perfect! (Just don't tell anyone I have a Furby.)
Strawberry Piccalilli
Has anyone taught their Furby to talk?
ME SUSPECTS A MARKETING PLOY!!!
ZINERS,
I for one welcome Trendy Chick 007. She is the normality in the land of oddity.
In fact, in the 'Zine we are so-called normality and she is the oddity.
Long may she live. Viva individuality.
Habbocki
A trendy, on the 'Zine!!!
WELL, IT COULD WORK?!!!
LARA CROFT,
I've already told all 'Ziners and PC-Stu that I am the father of your lickle baby. Will you marry me?
I know I only rule over the freezer and the kitchen table, but if I talk to Silver Dragun I'm sure I can persuade her into letting me have a drawer as well.
I feel I have more to offer you than that idiot PC-Stu and your strange butler, Jeeves.
Please answer me?
Sky 'Love Sick' Warrior, Ruler of the Freezer and the Kitchen Table.
I know your game... you're just trying
TO MUSCLE-IN ON HER HUGE... ASSETS!
