The Mega-Zine Museum
January 6, 2000
TINKERBELL THE BUFFALO FAIRY Mysterious Chick, thank you for noticing my absence! I was beginning to think that no-one cared... sniff. As if we could forget you... well maybe, perhaps...
SHAVE THE HEAD OF MAVIS DAVIS Does anyone here want a mini M&M? Only Smarties have the answer.
BURGER QUEEN LIBERTEEN Pucker up for heaven's sake, there's never been so much at stake. Gee, plagiarism is soooo popular is it not... and illegal.
LONG LIVE ZINE
Just to let you know, as if you didn't know already, Zine is the greatest page on Teletext. It's the highlight of my day to read it — actually I just can't go without it.
There's only one way to improve it: by expanding it so there's more to read!
The Psychedelic Gloom
Someone must have told you that
FLATTERY WILL GET YOU EVERYWHERE
A MESSAGE TO ALL ZEENIES
Once in a lifetime you find someone. Someone who is more important, more magical, special and wonderful than any other.
I just want to say to all of you that when you find this once you never let go of them, ever, or you will regret it for all time.
And finally for Mews Little Wild Cat, I will always love you.
Outcast
Wise words from one who has been
SERIOUSLY DONE OVER — AHHHHHH
DEAR OUTCAST
Don't worry, I'm a girl and I'll love you. Granted, this would be a platonic friendship as I am in love with The Psychedelic Gloom. But I feel we have both been similarly cast out!
My love for people (mainly outcasts like us) is strong. It depresses me that Psychedelic Gloom and I are so far away, like Venus and Mars. He probably doesn't know I exist. Please shower me with sympathy.
Self Obsession Honey
Walk on, with hope in your heart
AND YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE - ZEUS!
TO LITTLE MISS BLOODBATH
I think I understand, it happened to me recently. I'm going to drink and cry into the early hours and wish I had doge a thousand things differently.
Then I'm going to repair my shattered heart with sellotape and caffeine — and plot a terrible revenge. Probably involving cheese graters and a quantity of onion gravy. Coming?
The Fuolornes Fish Dragon
I think maybe you two should
BUY A PERCULATOR TOGETHER — SWEET
