The Mega-Zine Museum
January 4, 2000
THE PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM Remember the doughnut debate? I have just discovered toffee-cream doughnuts and they get my vote now. Enough doughnut talk already.
MISS TRISTESSE The only way to gain approval is by exploiting the very thing that cheapens me. Absolutely.
OUTCAST Fizz fizz, melt melt, fizz fizz, melt melt. Come on, everybody, join in. Fizz fizz, melt melt. And then they disappear. Sorry, too busy fizzing and melting to comment. Fizz.
DEAR QUESTION MASTER
We often wonder (lonely as a cloud), what is the point in having a point to a point when there is no physical point to the actual point.
We like to make a point of making a point that making a point is pointless. Please give us a point in the right direction.
Spoon Woman and Coke
Just the kind of letter I like!
STRAIGHT TO THE POINT
ZINERS
I can write poetry and songs; I can think myself into insanity; I can search the language for adjectives and superlatives; but I never succeed.
I may never find an adequate description of Sarah Michelle Gellar. She's too incredible for words.
The Psychedelic Gloom
PS: More coffee might do the trick.
I can't even help you there....
SUSAN MIGUEL WHO?
DEAR WLW
I have a friend in my class called Elan and she's mad about the Zine. She reads 142 every day and she's 100% weird and whacky. She'd make a fantastic Ziner.
When I told her I was "Super Sheep" she was shocked. She still doesn't believe me. So please WLW tell Elan to join our weird, oddball world, because she's dying to write in.
Super Sheep
PS: C3PO's Secret Lover, keep in touch
What am I — a welcoming committee?
YOU'VE ALREADY ASKED HER — GEEZ
TO ZINERS
Hello! I wanna be welcomed into your mad world. I have read Zine for a year now and remember the doughnut debate and the wedding of the Zinellium (PC Stu and Lara Croft).
Do I qualify as a Ziner? Please! I've enclosed a Christmas card as a bribe. I deserve it.
Ickle Glowbug
Let's get one thing straight first off
CHOCOLATE — THE MOST EFFECTIVE BRIBE
