The Mega-Zine Museum
December 30, 1999
LARA CROFT Coffee cup, coffee cup, so round so shiny so black. Cow juice, that's the way forward.
SINISTER TREE SPIRIT 'Ziners, an army is needed to lead against Habbocki. Who's with me? Count me out, I'm a great fish lover.
LITTLE MISS BLOODBATH Love and bitterness walk hand in hand. Somebody needs a little pick me up methinks.
ZINERS
Ziners, Romans, lend me your girdles.
I had a dream. In it I was here, but not here. They were big, yet small, they were there, but not there.
I loved, yet fought against it. Then I figured it out. I'm so confused.
Wait a minute, isn't this a contradiction in terms?
Blue Ice Angel
I know someone who's definitley
NOT ALL THERE
CRIMBO DECORATIONS
Decorate your father's belly, fa la la la la la la la la.
While he's sleeping by the telly, fa la la la la la la la la.
Belly smeered with patterns festive, Fa la etc.
Makes a centrepiece suggestive, Fa la etc.
Lara Croft
How festive and jovial
YOU'VE CHEERED ME RIGHT UP
GINGA KAPPA SLAPPA
Oooh well, I'm a natural on top. With regards to who best describes my colour I would have to say none of the options you gave.
Oh deary me — what to do?
(Gin plugs Web site)
I think it's only fair to let me have this plug, after all you let a certain fishy have his. I should be getting my money's worth.
Ginjanut
Hey, hey, hey, all's fair in
LOVE & WAR — NOT MEGAZINE (tee hee)
BEHOLD MY WORDS OF WISDOM
The aliens came from a distant world in a large yellow spaceship.
It rounded the moon and entered our sky.
We knew they had come; we didn't know why.
The tube then sucked up the clouds in the air.
Causing no small amount of earthling despair.
With nothing to breathe, we started to die.
"Help us! please stop!" was the public outcry.
Baby Blue Dreams
Such good, but lengthy poems — no room
SORRY — KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
