The Mega-Zine Museum
December 29, 1999
TOLLAPALOOSA It you seek a pleasant peninsular, look about you. More of an unpleasant posterior I'm afraid — tried though!
GINJANUT Is there a time delay on this thing? I'm beginning to think so. Just not interesting enough to jump the queue I'm afraid.
LARA CROFT Pilchards are for life, not just for Christmas. And toast — don't forget the toast!
ZINERS,
Is everyone else fed up with this Millennium malarkey? I know I am.
We should hold our own non-party. At 12 midnight we should all be asleep and that will show the media that the ziners are immune to their influence.
Who's with me?
Crazy Little Daisy
Count me in!
BED IS ALWAYS THE BEST OPTION
DEAR ZINERS,
Let me introduce to you the "sport" of Curling. What? I hear you say (I sense these things). Well this Curling is a "sport" which is simply manipulative toward theme sport.
It is played beneath all toilets where you see a glimpse of white space.
What is more, I believe that the players of Curling are related to JSP.
Aura eM
Sure you're not just
'ROUND THE BEND'
LMB'S THEORY,
My theory is that WLW is not a single male or female, but instead a group of people. Not any old people, though, they are trendies! (Probably called Laura, Wendy and Wilt).
They screen our letters because it amuses them to see our emotional problems, and they secretly mock us behind our backs!
Little Miss Bloodbath
So, so true — I cannot lie —
YOUR MISERY IS OUR SALVATION
I SPOTTED A STAR,
I saw Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit in Wet'n'Wild in Orlando, Florida during the summer. He had on a Kangol hat and a ton of jewellery and was surrounded by security.
We were in the queue for the black hole and he was stood behind me. I'm pretty sure it was him, as he kept looking around and gave me a weird look when he noticed I was staring.
Maddy
Jeez — the jealousy is just
EATING ME UP MAN!!
