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December 26, 1999

ALIENATED FISHFINGER I hate the jocks and I hate the geeks, I hate the trendies, but I also hate freaks... Dexter Holland, lyrical genius. Peace and goodwill to all... and a happy new year!

OUTCAST Do I look like a pebble. Now do I? Do I? Have a nice day. Maybe you are just a little stone!

LITTLE MISS BLOODBATH To the most beautiful guy in the universe (JSP) All I want for Christmas is youuuuuuu! Did your dream come true?

 

'ZINERS,

Wild Bill Hiccup was the most boring 'Ziner ever!

I wanna know what happened to Eau Rouge. Now there was a real hero.

If you come back I promise to be a good boy and never to drink blood again.

Plughole Fantasy

Good 'ziners come and go, but all

END UP GOING DOWN THE PLUGHOLE!!!

 

For the Millennium, I predict that TV will be thrown into oblivion, rendering mankind into utter devastation and allowing ants to take over the world.

That movie really wasn't such a good idea now was it Woody?

PC Genie

Five days to go...

AND COUNTING...

 

POLOS VS ROLOS DEBATE:

Polos or Rolos? It's obviously got to be Polos.

If you're thirsty, but don't have any drink available, or if you've just had a powerful cup of coffee, and need something to freshen your coffee breath, what good can a Rolo do?

The Psychedelic Gloom

On the verge of the millennium...

AND THIS IS THE DEBATE?!!!

 

CUE SORROW MUSIC...

I once had a small pilchard,
I kissed it everyday,
but one day my mum and dad
sent my poor pilchard away.

I cried and screamed and threatened
I even got a smack,
but do you all want to know
I never got him back.

Blue Ice Angel

You kissed a PILCHARD!

NOW I'VE HEARD IT ALL!