The Mega-Zine Museum
December 24—25, 1999
A SONIC YOUF Let's hope it's a good one, without any fear. Sonic Youf for the next Cliff, all those in favour?!
PC STU Thought I'd say hi to all you 'Ziners and happy Christmas and all that humbug. Lara, can't we let by-gones be bygones? Ahh, the Christmas spirit, doesn't it make you feel all cosy and warm inside? ...maybe not...
LITTLE MISS BLOODBATH Am I the only person that likes Furbys?! Well, maybe you'll get a nice surprise tomorrow from Father Crimble.
'ZINERS, On Monty Python and The Holy Grail — they had to chop a tree down with a herring. That's sort of like a pilchard! We are the knights who say "Pilchard!" The Psychedelic Gloom Woe betide the day a 'Ziner can SAY "PILCHARD" AT WILL TO OTHERS! HECTOR THE MERCENARY While taking my 3am stroll on Tuesday night I saw you running down the street wearing only a jam doughnut to cover your bits. Fortunately I had my camera with me and I have taken several photos. I will sell them to the newspapers or other 'Ziners if you do not come to live with me on the moon. You have seven days to decide. Lots of love, I suppose you might call this FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY!!! 'ZINERS, I wish earth was like the moon. There, all the trendies live on the bright side and all of us outcasts live on the dark side of the moon. I suggest we do the same here by moving to the other side of the world and turning off all of the lights. Plughole Fantasy What about DURING THE DAYTIME? HEAR ME! And that sweet city woman, I get that night fever, night fever, The Man From Uncool And all I wanted to hear was a nice CHRISTMAS CAROL!
Pilchard! Pilchard! Pilchard!
Pilchard! Pilchard! Pilchard!
Insane Ice-Cube Lost In The Desert.
She moves through the light,
Controlling my mind and my soul.
When you reach out for me and the feelin' is bright:
We know how to do it.
Gimme that night fever, night fever,
We know how to show it.
