The Mega-Zine Museum
December 11, 1999
SOGGY NOODLE It doesn't matter if you wear odd socks so long as your feet are in them. Tell that to the Red Hot Chilli Peppers!
LITTLE MISS BLOODBATH When did pilchards start becoming so cool? Pilchards have always been cool! (Well according to 'Zineys anyway!)
NEGATIVE CREEP I wanna put a hole in my head. Don't try this at home kids!
DORMANT ASSASSIN AND JSP
Stop bickering: neither of you is the longest running 'Ziner!
Logic dictates that WLW's the longest running 'Ziner. Now I don't, I admit, have a lot of respect for logic, but I'm sure that the logical solution is correct in this instance.
Am I right, WLW?
The Psychedelic Gloom
I'm so impressed, I may have to
CALL YOU SPOCK FROM NOW ON!
C3PO'S SECRET LOVER,
I wish to declare my undying love for you. First we must rid ourselves of that metallic '70s throwback (not you WLW, the other one).
Shorten your name to Lover and be mine. Together we shall be King and Queen of the 'Zine. No one would dare oppose us!
PS: WLW, I know you didn't screen my first declaration of love because you want her for yourself, but you can't have her!
Obscurity Beckons
I am like
SO RUMBLED!!!
ELIXIR VIXEN,
I reckon I've been reading longer than you. I can remember the days of such 'Ziners as Savo, Dizzy, Indie Dandelion and the godlike genius of Lentils Taste Naff.
And I remember the "Don't have a fit if we miss out a bit" messages. Am I sad? Perhaps I am.
Anyway, I'm off. Bye and remember never position a rock near a hard place.
Razorblade AngelXXX
You should just about be ready
TO DRAW YOUR PENSION, SURELY?
ZINERS,
I have a post-yesterday, pre-Millennium debate which I think should be addressed. It is thus:
Polos vs Rolos...
Personally I prefer Rolos on account of them being chocolate. However, Polos make drop-dead choker accessories.
Discuss.
Mystical Starfish
Isn't it uncomfortable with a
CAR SLUNG ROUND YOUR NECK?!
