The Mega-Zine Museum
December 4, 1999
A LIGHTER SHADE OF MAVIS Or art thou but a sausage of the mind, a false creation..? Sure, a sausage, you're right.
LITTLE BABY NOTHINGNESS I close my eyes this is yesterday. Someone, somewhere will soon take care of you. Oh goody — feel better knowing that!
tHe woN hOo cuLdN't spel Is it me or does anyone else smell of catfood? Just you, "ya big FREAK!"
OUR VERY OWN GRIM REAPER
Just because you didn't see me doesn't mean I wasn't there
Watching moonlight in raven hair.
Wishing it was me carried to your lair.
Awaiting cool, silken hands on trembling skin,
feeling vital blood burning within.
Death's Best Friend
P.S. Isn't Goth wonderful
Anybody in the house actually
ENJOY LIFE!!
COUNTDOWN
16:18:37 and 'Zine has not changed. The moon is big and orange, it must be closer to the earth.
16:20:42 and 'Zine still hasn't changed. Mam and Dad are asleep, the moon looks weird.
16:23:24 I am still waiting for change. The street light is making my living room orange.
16:26:25 and still waiting, I am getting very bored.
Scooter
Why change something sooooooooooooooo
PERFECT?
ZINERS
Did any of you read the article about the Stereophonics in Q recently?
I did, and was startled to discover that they once went under the name of Zephyr, just as I do.
Great minds think alike, obviously.
Zephyr (Not a band just one mad girl)
Of course they had the sense to
CHANGE THEIR NAME... GREAT MINDS?
HECTOR THE MERCENARY
I deeply condole with you about your girlfriend and prescribe even more doses of caffeine. I make a great mug of black coffee including three tablespoons of the stuff.
You must come round and try it.
Also, to relieve your pain, eat a moose every morning and you'll be better.
Big kisses, love and lanterns...
Tragic Wasterther
Eat a moose — I think not,
KIPPERS HAVE SERVED ME VERY WELL
