The Mega-Zine Museum
December 2, 1999
A LIGHTER SHADE OF MAVIS WLW You're the only person who has been to me in any way. Can I have your babies? Most certainly not. Get your own, cheeky!
OUT CAST Stewart "666" McLean. I know you're following me and for the last time I won't tell you where to get mushroom cakes. So go away. Charming.
THE BEST BANG SINCE THE BIG ONE If you have to ask, you don't really want to know. Know what? Am I missing som'ut?
A BOY CALLED RITA
Okay, this is my first letter to the Zine so be gentle. Just thought I'd tell you that eight people have told me that I look like Shirley Manson. I'm not kidding.
Forget Miss Tristesse and Little Baby Nothingness and run away with me so we can live life in the stars while surrounded by a vast amount of black roses in my neon loneliness.
The Girl Who Would Be God
What planet
ARE YOU FROM?
HOMEWORK
What is the point? Teachers must be sadists, not only do they inflict 6½ hours of school and hard graft on us five days a week, but they set up study clubs for two hours after school.
On top of this, they give us three hours of homework every night.
If this continues I won't be able to write into Megazine — they must be stopped.
Stove's Secret Thinker
Homework
SCHOMEWORK
DBWTMT
For too long now, I have admired from afar your perspectives on various matters. So I thought it was about time you were complimented: WELL DONE.
Hopefully now you will not feel so undervalued. Maybe we could even be friends.
Best Wishes
ZEPHYR
PS If you wear glasses, could you please warn as I do tend to be a little frightened by eye-wear.
Gloves frighten me...
THE FINGERLESS ONES
WHY WLW, WAIT TILL I GET YOU HOME
Boy with studded wristband and slashed arms. Sitting on a playground swing not giving a damn about anyone.
How unpleasant this image may be, angst is attitude, angst is fun, angst is depression.
Or the boy with the cool trousers and the lips stitched closed?
The Jacobean Skate Punk From The Devil's Toilet.
Will somebody please help this person
FIND SOME HAPPINESS, GOOD GRIEF...
