The Mega-Zine Museum
November 29, 1999
ALIENATED FISHFINGER Frank Butcher called Ricky a pilchard. That's so unfair to pilchards.
BROCCOLI I am the world's most intelligent vegetable and you will all feel my wrath. Wotcha you gonna do, sit on me and look unappetising till we beg for mercy?
NEGATIVE CREEP Please print my letter or I'll turn you into a mountain goat. Hmmm, not a bad life, mooch a little, chew a little grass, avoid being shish kebabed.
SCIENCE CLASS
My teacher said to me the other day, "Nancy, where's your homework?"
Why should it matter?
Why should anything matter when every cell in our bodies is programmed to die, when one day the sun will go super-nova and destroy every living thing in our solar system, WHY SHOULD ANYTHING MATTER?
Nancygirl
I think you've been watching
A LITTLE TOO MUCH TV
ZINERS,
There are so many new Ziners I have to reintroduce myself. I'm the longest running Ziner, been here for years!
I hate trendies, have big spiked hair, and huge key chains.
My favourite bands: System Of A Down, Rachel Stamp, and Nojahohdah. I'm the only punk outcast, skater-freak at my school — always causing controversy.
I hove art, originality, happiness, graffiti, moshing and dressing up in cool clothes.
The Jacobean Skate Punk
Well, I'm WLW
AND I... ERR... LIKE FOOD
ZINERS,
I wonder what I would do were I to meet Sarah Michelle Geller (sexiest party to walk to the earth).
I'd probably end up doing a Hugh Grant: "Um um um um you're heavenly, um um um er coffee? Um um um um apricots in syrup?? Um um er pilchards?"
The Psychedelic Gloom
Well, we would be decisive and say:
"Um, um — do you come here often?"
