The Mega-Zine Museum
November 28, 1999
LADY OF THE FLAMES Dormant Assassin, I know how you feel but we can make the world a beautiful, wonderful place Don't forget now, look after yourselves and each other.
SILVA DRAGUN You will never take over my fridge. I'll rip your head off and display it before I let that happen. That diet is just never going to work.
KING COMBO Hey WLW you're kind of cool in an non-mainstream, alienated, screw-up kind of way. Er, I think that was a compliment.
MEGA-ZINE
Well you haven't heard from me in ages,
Cuz WLW won't screen my funky pages!
So new Ziners, hello!
It's me, a goth lost in woe!
My name's Lestat
and a female at that.
But I'm not a vampire nor am I a liar
I should arise and go — my cat is on fire!
Lestat
A Mrs Slocombe-type joke to be had
BUT WE WON'T GO THERE
ZINERS,
Am I the only person to have noticed how cruel haircuts are?
You give your hair a home for a while and then, when it grows up, you let some stranger attack it with a pair of scissors.
The moral of this story is NEVER GROW UP or you'll also be cut up and left to fall.
Plughole Fantasy
Not exactly up to
AESOPS STANDARDS IS IT?
ZINERFOLK,
The episode of Buffy The Vampire Slayer called Becoming is incredible!
I never thought Americans were capable of something so powerful — it's like a Wagner opera.
And Sarah Michelle Gellar is the sexiest party to ever to have walked the earth.
The Psychedelic Gloom
Oh stop it, you'll make her vein
...I'LL GET ME COAT...
ZINERS,
I remember my English teacher once said to me, "I know you want to be 'alternative' but you're going to have to join the real world — start making lists or you'll never get a proper job."
Well I've got news for you Mrs Lists Woman — I... urm... still haven't got a job. BUT I bet I'm happier than I would be if I was a teacher!
Alonza Half-Sister
He said, as he rewound his tape of
NEIGHBOURS REPEATS ONCE AGAIN
