The Mega-Zine Museum
November 27, 1999
A LIGHTER SHADE OF MAVIS My body's broken yours is bent. Well if Brian lay off a bit...
tHe woN hOo culdN't spel It was Col Mustard, in the Billiard with the rope! In his defence, Miss Scarlet wanted it just as much!
MYSTERIOUS CHICK Hello Trevor? Would you like a cup of tea? Trevor? (pretending to be Trevor) Oooh yes please, and chuck in some cream cakes, cheers!
THE MODERN BIBLE
Courtney Love is God(dess)
Marilyn Manson is The Devil
Kurt Cobain is Jesus
Tairrie.B. is The Virgin Mary
Gavin Rossdale is Joseph
Brian Molko is The Angel Gabriel
Polly Harvey is Mary Magdalena
And Shirley Manson, Jennifer Finch and Kat Bjelland are the three Wise (Wo)men.
Riot Grrl
Ozzy Osbourne & Lulu?
ADAM & EVE METHINKS!
DORMANT ASSASSIN
What's there to rebel against? We can rebel against liberal capitalism for a start.
Failing that, how about a rebellion against the evils of the Guinea Fowl?
I'll freeze some pilchards (thanx for the tip Buffy), and we can go into battle.
The Psychedelic Gloom
Can the fishy talk
BATTLE ON!
KONNICHI WA ALICE, ALICE, FULL OF MALICE
I too fit nowhere. I am like a piece from the wrong puzzle. Trendies and freaks need each other to give their lives meaning.
They fit together in an exquisite conflict that structures our society like the twisted DNA of a malevolent snake.
Someday we will understand the picture we are part of.
Silver Shinobi
Pitched battles between trendies
OVER NEW HAIRCUTS? FANTASTIC!
DEAR ZINERS
Welcome to the first ever zine music awards.
Most meaningful lyrics: B*witched — Rollercoaster
Best Video: Boyzone — Latest Ballad
Oh, and newsflash. If you want to know who the new Prime Minister is, it is H from Steps.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! That was a really bad nightmare.
The Broken Sausage
How about award to humanity?
CELINE FOR QUITTING THE MUSIC BIZ!
