The Mega-Zine Museum
November 26, 1999
TRAGIC WASTER WLW — are you my dad? You wish you were cool enough!
ANGEL WITH THE SCABBED WINGS I hope we die holding hands. Thanx — that cheery thought made my day!
MOON SHADOW I think that Greenpeace used Pavarotti as a decoy for the the Norwegian whaling fleet. Really?
HECTOR THE MERCENARY
I'll join yours and Hannibal's club. I totally agree with you about killing FURBIES!
Oh and the Baywatch channel, after all Baywatch is about blonde babes running up and down the beach and life-saving right, one day that could be me.
Magnetic Slug
P.S I'll start by killing my sister's Furby, I've wanted to for so long.
Aut they're so cute and cuddly
EVIL ZINERS!
HELLO EVERYBODY
I like magic and writing haikus.
I was going to write a haiku about magic,
but it came out all wrong.
So instead I will ask you all a question.
Did everything come from nothing or was something always there?
Celestial Silver
The bell went bong, we sang a song.
THAT'S MY MILLENNIUM HAIKU. GOOD?
HAPPINESS
There are many things which could lead to a state of happiness — discovering that the man who lives behind the sofa is actually a really nice person, or for my animal bag to come to life.
But I know I could only be truly happy if I was a saucepan, then I could spend my whole life sitting on the stove.
A Lighter Shade of Mavis
Mmmm - Sitting on the stove eh?
I GOT YOUR NUMBER GIRLIE!
CONFUSION
Clear blue sky
Yet there are clouds above
Barren field
But there are people in it
Empty lakes
Though there are boats upon it
Vacant heart
Yet love comes from it
Toxic Coffee
A true example of inner conflict... or
THAT SUGAR RUSH HAS JUST KICKED IN!
