The Mega-Zine Museum
November 25, 1999
JUSTIN CASE I am addicted to solitaire. Maybe you should try team sports!
ANGEL WITH THE SCABBED WINGS And all the children sing: "We hate love, we love hate." Well it's better than them singing Steps I suppose!
NEGATIVE CREEP LITTLE BABY NOTHINGNESS I stare at the sky and it leaves me blind. They did tell you not to stare at the sun. Anyway the eclipse was ages ago...
O GREAT 'ZINERS,
My beloved mushroom people are under threat. Another 'Ziner, Lassie, is among them.
We must join forces, combat this vile foe and bring many innocent people in the tribe to safety.
Are you all with me?
C3PO's Secret Lover
Will we be back in time to watch
GARDENERS' QUESTION TIME?
DEAR WLW,
The lad who plays Ben in Byker Grove looks like Leonardo DiCaprio.
Due South mountie Paul Gross looks like Jack Dee.
Buffy actress Charisma Carpenter looks like Mimi Rogers.
Yours, Mystical Starfish
And I look like Mr Blobby,
WELL, ON A BAD DAY ANYWAY!
I WENT TO THE MOON
I went to the moon and found a rock, it was pink.
I went to the moonsea and found a fish, it was called Bricky, 'cos it likes to eat bricks.
I went to the moonmountains and I found a goat, it was called Eggy, 'cos it liked to suck eggs.
I went to a house and found a wall, it was called Padded, 'cos I am insane.
The Man Eating Hairdrier.
Padded walls? Have they tried that on
BBC'S CHANGING ROOMS?
TO MASTER OF PUPPETS
So, we're playing the quoting song lyrics game are we...
Horsemen are drawing nearer,
On leather steeds they ride
Come to take your life
On through the dead of the night
With the four horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die
Bet you don't know where that's from!
Abanddon the Evil One
No, don't tell me...
IT WILL COME TO ME, EVENTUALLY!
