The Mega-Zine Museum
November 17, 1999
MONEY PENNY & SILENT BOB If life, the universe + everything = 42, what is the question? Complete and utter nonsense?
WHEELS OF FIRE Don't talk about your social lives in my time. I take it you don't actually have a social life then?
GENESIS: NEW RAPTURE I have been to the very depths of depression, seen things I never thought I could see. Good, now you can lighten up a bit!
DEAREST ZINERS,
There is a phrase: "Trust me I'm a doctor" right? Well, can you really trust them?
I mean, sure they say it's a 'flu jab', but that's what they want you to think. It could be some illegal alien bacteria.
Doctors are (supposedly) highly intelligent and trustworthy, but who knows what's in those tablets you got last week...
Alienated fishfingers.
You obviously got the pills with
THE PARANOID SIDE EFFECTS!
DEAR 'ZINERS,
I have decided once and for all. It is not a good idea to tell the cute guy you happen to be in love with that he's cute and you're in love with him.
It just causes unnecessary trauma and heartache, especially when you do it by the wonders of e-post.
It's pants. Don't do it.
The Sock Puppet.
Where have you been for all your life?
GUYS HATE BEING CALLED CUTE!
Message...
Why so earnestly seek you to put up this letter? I hath wrote this but as an essay or taste of my virtue.
Alas! These late eclipses in the sun and moon portend no good to us. Love not such nights as these. The wrathful skies gallow the very wanderers of the dark. 'Tis strange.
WLW is thy master, pray you, be careful.
Strawberry Picalilli
Thou hast lost the plot and do
SPEAK GIBBERISH!
Hey ziners,
I have come up with a brilliant idea of how we can escape the trendies and townies.
We simply go to America for NASA's next space expedition and then we all hi-jack the rocket. Then someone, preferably with a driver's licence, can fly it to the moon where we can all live there together.
Yay!
Insane ice cube lost in the desert.
A driver's licence! You may as well get
A MONKEY TO PILOT THE SPACE CRAFT!
