The Mega-Zine Museum
November 13, 1999
NEGATIVE CREEP Why does everybody hate me? NEXT!
THE SOCK PUPPET Never Eat Cakes Eat Salad Sandwiches And Remain Young. We're gonna get old anyway right?
MONEYPENNY + SILENT BOB PVA glue is the most versatile thing ever. It should be available on the National Health Service. I ad'hear ya!
ZINERS
I want to start a league against exclamation marks used unnecessarily. For example: " I'm going to buy a kettle tomorrow !!!!!"
Bleugh. It makes whoever wrote it sound so enthusiastic and makes me sick.
Of course they are necessary in some circumstances. For example: " Oh my god I'm going to die!"
Anyway — anybody want to join? Thought not, back to the drawing board.
MONEYPENNY + SILENT BOB
I want do join!!!!! I want to join!!!!!
PLEASE LET ME JOIN YOUR CRUSADE!!!!!
ZINE
Silently hanging on a thread on an invisible tree of joyful horrors, I reflect.
The skin is too quiet, the eyes too loud and I think I'm truly alone, free from friendliness.
But I can never escape, I can never relate. I am deformed, clothed in my abnormality.
Hooker Baby
D&G — Calvin Klein — DUNY
AND I THOUGHT I WAS A LABEL QUEEN!
PEOPLE OF THE ZINE
I've found something I really enjoy, like and can get good at! I've just started playing guitar and it feels so good to be making really cool music.
I've gotta learn how to play better first but I really want to start a band 'cos' I know I can make it!
Will all you lurvly zine folk be my groupies? Will ya? Huh? Huh? Pleeeease?
Crimson Blade
How needy do you want to be? Huh? Huh?
LISTEN - WE KNOW WHAT WE LIKE OK?
HI ZINER
I recently found out about your page from my big sis so I'm a newcomer.
I'd just like to say to the Sock Puppet that I'm sorry about your TV threat, what will you do now? Read? Aaaarrrggghhh!!!!!
Finally, I know the queen of my beloved mushroom people. C3PO's Secret Lover — we bow down at your feet!
I hope you lot will let me join!
Lassie
Cool, another fan of the good old
EXCLAMATION MARK! WELCOME tee hee
