The Mega-Zine Museum
November 2, 1999
tHe woN hOo cuLdN't spel WLW — Did you know that your name backwards is WLW? I've never looked at it that way before!
PUZZLE PIECE I knew it! Well, why didn't someone tell me?
LITTLE BABY NOTHINGNESS Only dead fish flow with the river. Only dead fish end up on your plate, too!
RUMPLSTILTSKIN Oh no, I know a dirty word. Me too — dust.
'ZINERS
I'm new to the 'Zine and I'd like to be on it. Plus, I need to tell you of all my pain.
Just like Flourine IV. I was dancing — will, head-banging really — and my mother kicked me out.
I then got a stiff neck and fell down the steps and stubbed my toe!
The Fluffy Salt Beast
The 'Zine will help
EASE THE PAIN!
SEEING IS BELIEVING
Am I invisible? I was totally ignored today. At school, I usually get "freak" shouted at me at least once a day, but today — nothing.
Also, the bus driver didn't stop for me and even my own reflection refused to acknowledge my existence. She was nowhere to be found. I felt so alone.
You all know I exist, don't you?
Puzzle Piece
Who said that?
IS ANYONE THERE?
'ZINERS
We are trapped like a doll in a dolls' house, forced to live like this.
Society's rules control us. We are not individuals — we are like a blade of grass in a field, no different from the rest.
To escape is easy, to end up in complete darkness, complete terror, complete emptiness.
Kurt's Teen Spirit
I've been compared to a lot of things
BUT NEVER A BLADE OF GRASS!!
DEAR MASTER OF PUPPETS
"Come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be. As a friend, as a trend, as an old enemy."
Let's see how long we can keep this up before someone gets annoyed!
Sally Warrior
Shouldn't be
TOO MUCH LONGER
