The Mega-Zine Museum
October 10, 1999
SOGGY NOODLE Sleeping is such a waste of time — we don't even remember most of it. Resist sleep and write to 'Zine instead. Is this why the quality of letters is so high?
ALONE WOLF How come PC Stu gets all the girls? I was wondering that myself!
THE FREAKY SPIDER WLW, was it you I saw in the dress the other day in Safeways? One question, where do you buy your shoes? I am undone!
DISCWORLD DUCHESS
I know where you live! Convert to Seahorsism now or I'm gonna give your address to Lara Croft so that she can teach you a lesson about nabbing PC Stu. (Not that I care about this little love triangle)...
Love and XXX
Samurai Seahorse
PS Lara, I've been watching, and PC Stu and Discworld Duchess are having a very steamy love affair! Now, can I have a reward for that????!!!!
You got your letter printed...
WHAT BETTER REWARD?
Having a fear of vinegar and ketchup I dodge a lot of food substances.
But luckily there are neither in goldfish. I had Koi Salad last night. Yum.
I sent the recipe to Delia Smith, but surprisingly no reply as yet. I expect she is jealous.
The Unholy Gramspect
Yes, her being one of the richest
WOMEN IN THE COUNTRY AND ALL!
WLW.
Please let me be a WLW too. Do you need any qualifications or did they just like the look of you? What must I do to become a WLW?
Uhhhh, I think I have the answer — promotion!
When we start writing to 'Zine we get a sentence printed on page 1. Then we start to get the odd full page until we get so many we become 'Zine greats and by that time we are witty and experienced enough to become WLW's.
The Freaky Fairy
Yes, It's like a 'Ziney nirvana,
ONE DAY YOU, TOO, COULD BE LIKE ME!
Greetings fellow cravers of apathy!
We thought you'd like to know that you are soulless minions of orthodoxy, we are invincible! We have returned to wreak havoc (literally).
We will molest your inner-conscience and steal your underwear to make tents.
You will not rise and defeat us, but be savagely brutalised by a gigantic orange peeler! So there!!!
The Orange Orange and the Straight Banana
Wondered where all my underwear
WAS DISAPPEARING TO!
