The Mega-Zine Museum
October 2, 1999
SOGGY NOODLE May I introduce my new terracotta bath towel — it's called Fred and reads 'Zine everyday? Welcome, oh furry one.
LIVING DEAD GIRL The day is long and I am trapped in this matrix. Somebody get me out of here, I'm tearing at myself. Turn left and left again.
LITTLE BLACK EYE PENCIL There was a little girl who had a little curl, right in the middle of her forehead. Yeah, I know her.
IF...
If the world was a better place, I would not feel depressed.
If I didn't feel depressed, The world would be a better place.
Eau Rouge
Come
AGAIN?
CALLING EVERYONE
We are the new kidz on the 'Zine. We mix phat choons on our decks whilst worshipping Jacobean Skate Punks, and eating pie.
If any of you fellow 'Ziners have any small pink fords to put in the garage on Reindeer, at my house, your house, rendezvous at Oranges and Lemons.
Affirmative!
Moving Out, The Genie Booms.
Whether you're a one-letter wonder
REMAINS TO BE SEEN...
OI! YOU!
As usual there's been some confusion on the 'Zine. My name's RIOT GRRL, that's two 'r's.
My impersonator has been using MY name with 3, yes 3 'r's. Now I'm having letters written by her in my name.
WLW, use your eyes and reject obvious impersonators. This has happened too many times — sort it.
Riot Grrl
Ehh, so who are you
AGAIN?
'ZINERS
I was wondering if someone could explain what a trendie is, as you make them sound like the scum of the earth.
I ain't got a clue as to how 'Zine works, but I'll write you all anyway.
Purple Warrior
Em... You're doing ok
SO FAR!
