The Mega-Zine Museum
September 30, 1999
FLYING TURNIP I reckon the meaning of life is to live your life. (Does this sound stupid?) I'm not sure I get your meaning!
POLYTHENE GIRL Justin Case — only if you get down on your knees and tell me you love me back. Curiouser and curiouser said WLW.
EAU ROUGE If the world was a better place, I would not feel depressed. If I didn't feel depressed, the world would be a better place. Oh the viscious circleness of life!
HELP!
Seen in Tesco, Leamington Spa on Sat 18 Sept at 5.15pm.
A beautiful girl, approx 18 years old, wearing blue jeans, white trainers, black top, with mousy hair and blue eyes, walking up the breakfast cereal isle.
If this is you The Won Hoo Culdnt Spel, then Argghhhh! However, if you know her, or are her, then contact the Zine soon.
Please, you stole my heart (no charges have been brought yet).
Eau Rouge
Sorry, but it's
NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!
SYSTER OF A DOWN,
Although I agree that Daniel Jones is gorgeous, my favourite man-in-a-dress has to be Nicky Wire of the Manics.
He's a fab bassist, he looks great in make-up and fluffy clips and most importantly, he's Welsh!
Love,
Generation X Roadkill
So's Tom Jones...
I REST MY CASE M'LUD!
Do not worry my dear, dear Alonza. The pain will soon disappear, but will return.
I do not know what will be, but as soon as I know, I shall fall down.
It is hurtful, but so very, very true. I will depart, knowing nothing new.
Alonza's Half Sister
Don't fall down
LIKE SOME KIND OF CLOWN
ONE MORE THING BEFORE I GET TO SLEEP...
jon the postman (note no capital letters for him) should have his litters boycotted. He thinks he is a big man (girl's blouse more like it).
Alone Wolf — you are right, Teletubbies must go, oh yes, the Internet is just an extended version of Teletext.
A Boy Called Rita had better not be a one-letter wonder. Do you hear me?
Miss Tristesse
It's difficult to boycott a
POSTMAN'S LETTERS
