The Mega-Zine Museum
September 29, 1999
WIGGLY PIGS Do pigs have eyebrows? Yes, wiggly ones!
MYSTIC CAT All I had is lost in the tide as your waves carry me away. Well, I have this map...
BLUE MEANIE If I was to choose my favourite underworld criminal I'd go for gangsters because their attire is cool — cigars and pin-striped suits and they're all called Johnny. You. Yes, you, you talkin' to me? I said...
NEON BUTTERFLY
I hate to tell you this, but soap characters don't exist — they are all fictional.
By the way, to all you Sunset Beach fans, it's being axed — Ha! Ha! Ha!
Bagel Girl — With The Tartan Freaky Pants
No! It can't be! Madam Carmen,
TELL ME ALL...
SPIRIT
Where light meets dark,
Where fire meets water,
Where love meets hate,
Where danger meets safety,
Where happiness meets sadness,
Where air meets earth.
That's where my heart lies.
That's where my soul lies.
Spinning Silver Candy Cloud aka Poetry Goddess
So, um... you are
WHERE EXACTLY?
THIS MEANS WAR
...the attack came at dawn, a line of hardened Ziner crack troops moving steadily forward, over-running the Backchatter position, and moving toward the tower while Billie's lyrics still gurgled out of the mouths of her dying acolytes...
...the Ziners took camp around the perimeter fence, harrying the Backchatters with attacks from beserk zealots. The time has come....
Subterranean Homesick Alien
Half-time!
BRING ON THE ORANGES!
HIP SPASM,
I once woke up in a field of snow wearing very little, half a mile from home.
I've never really had a strange injury, although I have hurt myself falling off a log, ripping a toe nail clean off.
Audrey (As You Like It)
Saved you some
CLIPPING TIME THEN
