The Mega-Zine Museum
September 28, 1999
TINKERBELL THE BUFFALO FAIRY (to be said in scary Irish accent) I LOVE MY BRICK! Alrighty then — Carry-on Cracking!
BOFA James Twemlow — who are you? Come on, own up! That was truly beautiful. Err, is it James Twemlow perchance?
THE CROW MASTER Why do you always lose the lead piping in Cluedo? No idea — but I always want the killer to be Mrs White — she's one "cureepy" lady.
JACOBEAN SKATE PUNK
I lost my will to live when you disappeared forever into the shadows.
It gave me a reason to slip into the sweet black emptiness.
Everybody has to go appropriately.
Confused Dippy Hippy
But, looking on the
BRIGHT SIDE...
WHERE ARE YOU NOW?
Whatever happened to Broken Circles and Red Chipolata? In your eagerness to run off to uni did you forget us long-term Mega-zine fans?
However funny JSP is, he still doesn't replace you. Will we all suffer the same fate — as soon as we go to uni — will we all forget and be forgotten?
Please come back — we miss you!
Dark Vampyre
You could always drop out and
AND BECOME A 'ZINE CAREERIST!
