The Mega-Zine Museum
September 27, 1999
SAMIRAI SEAHORSE Will nobody join me in my crusade to rid the world of the evil king Ian Brown? Erm... doubt it.
POLYTHENE GIRL Help, my bedroom is being taken over by ants, yes ants! Such tiny babies — such a huge fuss — big baby!
LARA CROFT My, my, my, look who's come crawling back. Another one with a pest problem — FUMIGATE! FUMIGATE!
'ZINERS (and any trendies who secretly enter our world)
I don't know about you but I'm bored of the whole doughnut thing. It's been around so long now I can't remember who started it. Besides it's clear — rings are the champs.
I have recently sprung upon the big daddy of debates, the queen question: fat chips or thin chips? Personally I think fat ones are far superior. Yummm!
The Freaky Fairy
I like fat doughnuts, ring chips, but
MOSTLY THIN JAMMY THINGS AND STICKS
JON THE POSTMAN
What is your DAMAGE? Stop writing offensive letters in order to cause controversy, I'm getting bored with writing replies.
Oh, and if women are such poor drivers, why is insurance cheaper for them, eh?
Joan the Postwoman
First past the
POST
FREE-SPEECH (26p actually)
Did anyone know it was Democracy Week?
I was flicked with ink by a girl whose hair is so badly bleached it's falling out — and her friend's got half a front tooth missing. Oh well.
Bullies really suck. There should be school councillors for them. They need it!
MISS TRISTESSE
Hairdressers then the dentist methinks
FOR THESE CRUEL PEOPLE
TO 'ZINE
How could you forget I'm standing with my back against the wall? Maybe someday I'll find that one thing that makes me feel how I want to feel.
The snake behind me hisses what my damage could have been, my blood before me open up my heart again, and I feel this coming over like a storm again — considerately.
I'll hold myself together with rubber bands and chewing gum — skinned up knees and soft lips.
Don't believe everything you hear.
Living Dead Girl
Problem is
I BELIEVE!
