The Mega-Zine Museum
September 13, 1999
THE PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM I'm an individual the only one left. I wear Cuban heels. My life is not ruled by fashion — I believe in the monarchy — above all I am a 'Ziner! Cuban heels, eh? Mmmmm...
SAMURAI SEAHORSE WLW become a seahorsist, your life will become meaningful and good. Yeah right — doh!
THE UNHOLY DENIM BRA If we put every pencil in the world end to end and put them around the world — well, let's leave it at that shall we? Oh let's do!
SOME QUESTIONS
Why do perfectly normal decent boys find Billie attractive?
Why has no one heard of Tim Roth?
Why does everyone prefer cowboys to gangsters?
Why did Casper feel the need to be so cruel to Quentin Tarantino?
Why do no other 'Ziners acknowledge my existence?
Mr Orange's self-confessed yuppie leather jacket
Why do you always
ASK "WHY?"!
TO ANYONE WHO'S BOTHERED
Mincemeat is called mincemeat because it is minced meat. So what's with the filling in mince pies? People call it mincemeat, but is it...? NO.
It's fruit, so why don't they call it minced fruit? Can you imagine making spaghetti bolognese with minced fruit?
Baffled Psycho Bunny
Ah... But it has fooled vegetarians
FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS!
NEGATIVE CREEP
Pain makes me feel alive. It is the only sensation that penetrates my introverted soul.
It fills me with an exhilarating combination of love and hate and blots out all of life's other aspects that displease me.
STOP trying to run away, surrender to the feeling and drown in your agony.
SILVER SHINOBI
Now that's what I call a
PAIN-KILLER
ROOM 101 TOP 5
In no particular order:
HATE:
- Backchat
- Steps/Boyzone/Plastic pop groups
- Getting out of bed early
- Greens
- Black and white TV
LIKE:
- Zine
- My faaaaave radio station
- My 'puter
- Grrrrrls
- Loads o' dosh
Galaxy's Mad Fax
Let's all have a
HEATED DEBATE!
