The Mega-Zine Museum
August 31, 1999
MAGNETIC SLUG I'll go out with you. I'm not a Goth or anything but I'll wear my black shoes and underpants. Sounds scary to me... don't risk it.
ALTER EGO IN A TOURNIQUET Laugh and the whole world laughs at you. So that's how it goes. That explains a lot.
JON THE POSTMAN Results are higher again. These exams are designed to let girls, the weaker sex, get into uni. A few more pins in your voodoo doll tonight, I suspect.
JACOBEAN SKATE PUNK
Firstly, I think it was really nice of you to let down gently all the 'Zine gals who fancied you by saying that 'Zine was just a place to have friends and unleash feelings.
I totally agree, but in America guys aren't as kind as that. I was really surprised by your tact.
Secondly, who cares if you never meet another 'Ziner? You'll always have their friendship and respect no matter what.
Mysterious Chik
Hmmm... Take care of yourselves
AND EACH OTHER
'ZINERS
I agree with Stove's Secret Thinker. Part of the fun of the 'Zine is nobody knows who you really are. If I met another 'Ziner I probably wouldn't tell them who I was, because I like the anonymity.
I like the 'Zine because it's a secret world — you could be reading your neighbour's messages and you'd never know.
Long live WLW, the 'Zine rules.
The Smashed Pumpkin
Plus...
NOBODY CAN SEE YOUR SPOTS
TO ALL AND SUNDRY
I am the antidote to boredom and apathy. I'm here to give the 'Zine a swift kick up its Jacobean Skate Punk!
- Stop trying to be a goth as you can never be an individual.
- Just because Marilyn Manson says its cool, doesn't mean it is — use your own mind.
- Stop trying to be a pocket satanist, it only makes you look silly.
Karmadrome
I think we all
NEEDED THAT
