The Mega-Zine Museum
August 24, 1999
DORMANT ASSASSIN What's the time? I had it on a piece of paper, but I lost it! It's hair past freckle! (God, I haven't heard that for years!)
SYSTER OF A DOWN This feels like a real life fantasy, it feels like you! That's great!!!
JUSTIN CASE You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes. You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes. But then how would Marlon Brando see California?
DEAR 'ZINERS,
Can anyone tell me why men in white coats lock me in a room with padded walls at weekends and give me nasty shocks when I shout "I'm sane — but nobody believes me"?
Please help me 'cause I love eating worms.
THE GUNGY BIT IN THE SINK
I think it's the best place
DEAR LARA,
Don't fall for that fool PC Stu. Marry me instead. I can give you everything you want. I love you, Lara.
As for PC Stu... chicken! I am the Super Cop, Lei Wulong. PC Stu, I will defeat you (at a game of Tekken 3) and marry your beloved Lara.
Lara, will you marry me?
LEI WULONG
It'll be truncheons at
10 PACES!
FOR THE ATTENTION OF EVERYONE
I was the unhappiest of lost souls... hopeless... friendless and wasting space...
But now...
Now I have found medicinal compound...
Oh my... I'm happy again... Just thought you should know.
Mad Jack McMad... Not Mad...
I'll have a pint of whatever
MAD JACK'S ON, PLEASE...
