The Mega-Zine Museum
August 25, 1999
DORMANT ASSASSIN You ain't too young or pretty and you sure as hell can't sing. Anytime you want to sell your soul I've got a free phone number you can ring. I'm dialling right now!
POLLYANNA COWGIRL This letter will self destruct in five seconds... Damn! It never works. Oh I am surprised.
LARA CROFT They're spanking, they're gorgeous, they're noodles and they're hot — just add a bit of water and scoff the blooming lot. You're potty.
TOP TEN FILMS/SONGS ABOUT FOREIGN CURRENCY
- Shekel and Hyde
- Rupee Tuesday
- Som Like it Hot
- Count Drachma
- Lek Who's Talking
- What's Eating Guilder Grape
- Lev and Let Die
- Riyal-ity Bites
- Franc-enstein
- A Few Good Yen
Second Angriest Dog in the World
Excellent contribution Angry Dog,
HOW ABOUT, FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE?
HIP SPASM
Even better than catching spiders and flies in cups is letting them live in your house. I have a chunky black spider down the side of my dishwasher and numerous flies — 'tis delightful!
To Toxic Coffee, jam doughnuts are indeed better than ring ones, but they can't be so easliy used to play Hoopla now, can they?
I stand forever in muted awe of custard doughnuts.
Soggy Noodle
The yellow peril
WE LOVE IT!
AN ODE TO NO-ONE
Feeling ecstatic,
Feeling strangely fine,
Cos now I've got somebody
Somebody who's just mine.
People say she ain't real,
People say she's fake,
But I know that she loves me so
My ickle plastic snake.
The Siamese Dream
Ah Bless
YOU KEEP BELIEVING
