The Mega-Zine Museum
August 6, 1999
COOKIE MONSTER. If you call me an outcast I shall call you people outcasts and ugly people. Oooh! How rude!!!
THE CROW MASTER. Yes it's me with a friendly word of warning — 'warning'. A word of thanks — 'thanks'!
LARA CROFT. Love, peace and memories. Aaah, how touching. There are soft and fluffy people out there!
Dear Ziners,
I've got a new debate! Deep and meaningful. It came to me suddenly in the night, so listen up.
Who is your favourite 'Ziner? Mine would have to be Puzzle Piece!
Least favourite? The enigmatic stanger. Uurrggh!
MYSTERIOUS CHIK.
WOW!!! How profound!
KURT ALERT!
Kurt Cobain died in April, 1994.
I've just found a shot of Nirvana supposedly taken in 1995, two years after Kurt supposedly shot himself.
I know that there's a whole conspiracy theory surrounding Kurt's death, but this is just taking the mick.
Phoebus Apollo Twin
So it was him I saw in
TESCO'S THE OTHER NIGHT!
NON-BELIEVERS,
Mansun are, and always will be, the most beautiful beings on this inferior planet.
One of these days, Mr Draper will be ruler of the earth and his dandruff will be worshipped by everyone.
May our lord, Stove, bring all Mansunites love and James Bond.
CHAD'S FOOTSPA.
Something tells me that you are
BORDERING ON THE OBSESSIVE!
Stove'secret Thinker,
Why not try hypnotising PC Stu?
Witness my attempt in the Jacobean Skate Punk, and if it works on him, it might work on PC Stu! Here goes...
Jacobean Skate Punk, you love me, you love me for yourself, you love me and no one else.
(Did it work?)
The Smashed Pumpkin.
Goodness me! You are almost as good
AS PAUL McKENNA!
