The Mega-Zine Museum
August 8, 1999
NEGATIVE CREEP I was made by society and society hates me for what I am. I always knew society was fickle.
LARA CROFT Lucozade for all! Cool!
DEEZA I will guide you to eternal happiness if you will reach out to me Velcro Girl. Reach out darling, reach out to me...
VENUS IN COMBAT TROUSERS Amusing thought for the day — Metallica performing a Steps dance routine. Strangely scary.
DEAR 'ZINE,
I stand alone. I create unequalled. I mosh alone. I contemplate alone.
I'll probably never meet another 'Ziner so stop wishing you knew me.
The Jacobean Skate Punk from the Devil's Toilet
So you throw yourself off the stage
DEAR ALL,
Had I known that all I had to do to end my loneliness was to write a mildly amusing and extremely plagaristic letter to the 'Zine, I would have done it an awful long time ago.
Replies to my letter left me with a smile bigger than the one I got from watching Austin Powers. But who to choose, I think I need some help from our Graham (WLW).
"8" Ball
Ooh, can't I be Cilla?
I PROMISE I WON'T SING
WLW
I hear your
Silent words,
I see your
Invisible face,
I breathe your
Suffocated air,
I feel your
Undying pain,
I read your...
Sarcastic comments.
tHe woN hOo cuLdN't spel XXX
(Mrs E Rouge)
At last...
SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME
ODE TO 'ZINE
Oh glorious pages which help to lighten up my day.
PC Stu, Lara Croft, The Man You're Afraid Of, Ms World, Tinkerbell the Buffalo Fairy, Mysterious Chik and all you other 'Ziners deserve a great big cheer for letting me know I'm not the only abnormal person in the world.
I'd also like to give a whopping great big thanks to WLW for making this all possible. I love you loads!
Luv Toxic Coffee
PS Where's my wedding invite PC Stu?
Don't tell me...
YOU'RE PRACTISING FOR THE OSCARS
