The Mega-Zine Museum
July 23, 1999
L'IL BEEBLEBROX GIRL You lot are so weird you make me feel normal. Glad to be of service.
FLIN FLON We've received a wedding invitaton from PC Stu & Lara Croft to go to their wedding, has anybody else? (Smug faced). A Zine wedding? Ooh chuck, I'll just get my hat.
FRAYED FLARES I'm looking over a tub of clover. It's quite boring really. And you're surprised by this?
MOSH PITS ROCK (LITERALLY)
If you fall over, about six people rush to pick you up and throw you back in again! It's great!
And all the (gorgeous) lads (and lasses) keep you cool by creating a nice breeze with their long hair.
In a club near me they used to put hay on the floor to soak up the blood from nose bleeds etc, it was so rough!
Purple Grunge Chick
Gee, you make me wanna
YAKITY-YAK INTERACTIVE TALKBACK p207
DEAR ZINE
I love my new slippers. They're soooo comfy, with cute little rabbits. On the sole they say "snooze" in Japanese, Spanish, French and German.
The only problem is that they don't match anything I wear.
Tinkerbell the Buffalo Fairy
Were you really planning on
GOING OUT IN THEM?
THIS IS AN ANGRY LETTER
Stove has a secret thinker. Paul Draper has a boiler suit. You print their letters. How do you think Chad would feel if he knew his anorak was being ignored?
So, print this because the enclosed nappy pin is programmed to attack everyone within a five-mile radius if you don't.
Chad's Anorak
Okay, okay, I'll print it
KEEP YOUR NAPPY ON
PUZZLE PIECE
Yes, I believe the world is flat, but I don't know what's underneath because I'm not allowed to go there.
My soul guardian tells me it's an inverted version of our own world. Or a casino. He's not sure which.
Number 28
Hey! Two WLW's
COOL
