The Mega-Zine Museum
July 22, 1999
MS WURLD One eye gulp the honey blood, the honey blood of my sugar heart. Eh?
THE BRIDE OF DRACULA 2'S BRIDESMAID Um hello! Is there any other sad nutter in our world that likes Ultravox? No? Oh, ok, well — I do anyway. There might be someone in Vienna!
LONESTAR I have a taste for danger... and salt and vinegar crisps... yum. I prefer the comfort of safety and Ready Salted Crisps.
'ZINERS,
I've decided to make my debut. Knowing my luck this will end up in the bin with the rest of my life.
Bitter? Me? Life is drowning in darkness and laced in futility, just as I like it.
What's the difference between a lifestyle and a supermarket trolley? A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
WLW — you're great. Do sycophantic comments get printed?
Gothic Greebo Pagan Angel
At last! Someone who doesn't want to
YAKITY-YAK INTERACTIVE TALKBACK p207
It's about time 'Zine talked about the best soap on TV: Sunset Beach.
Oceanbreeze is just one of many people who love SB and it would take that really dull and boring show Falcon Crest back to HELL!
Mysterious Chik, if you are lonely then join me and the two of us can take over 'Zine.
Beware of a new group which plans to take over 'Zine: SBTG (Sunset Beach Terrorist Group)...
Deeza
Boo to Sunset Beach
HURRAH TO DAWSON'S CREEK
Am I popular..? no
Do I live an exciting life..? no
Have I got a girlfriend..? no
Am I happy..? no
So did I go watch Star Wars..? yes
And did I write to the 'Zine..? yes
Do I feel better..? yes
Do I still want a girlfriend..? YES
'8' Ball
Well done, almost as annoying as
THE TV AD YOU STOLE IT FROM
SEACREST SPELL 2
Take on your reflection and defeat it with the power of the eye. Fight it, relentlessly and you may cross the Scarlet boundary. You'll be invincible but for a few seconds.
Learn to channel this energy and the world can be yours.
Visit Scarlet. Somebody there can give you answers.
Aieopoissac
WLW: You are blind. I challenge you to balance on my vivid flashing line..
Flashing line?
ONLY IF YOU GIVE ME A PAY RISE
