The Mega-Zine Museum
July 20, 1999
NINJA MONSTER The universe needs a kick up the rear. Please bend over. And how big is your foot, exactly?
TINKERBELL THE BUFFALO FAIRY WIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMAAAAAA! YABADABADOO!
KWEEN KAT I see WLW in the clouds! I only ever see scary clowns, what can it mean???!!!
LESTAT I support the liberation of the llama nation. I couldn't have chosen a better cause myself!
CHEEKY MONKEY GIRL
Thanks for wishing me luck in winning PC Stu's heart. I think I'm gonna need it, after all, three-quarters of the male population is obsessed with Lara Bimbo, how can I compete?
Any ideas, anyone? HELP ME!
Stove's Secret Thinker
PS — PC Stu, hi ya baybee! Luv ya! XXX
Try a dab of Old Spice — always
TIPS FOR BRINGING DOWN THE SYSTEM AND ACHIEVING WORLD DOMINATION
Tip one: world domination (sung to the Banana Split's song).
One banana, two banana, three banana, four, four bananas are too much I can't eat any more.
Use all bananas, use them right, we'll take over the world overnight.
Syster of a Down
PS Jacobean Skate Punk... I love you!
And I was always scared of
PINEAPPLES - GO FIGURE!
DISAPPEARING GIRL AND MAGNETIC SLUG
Who are you? I don't understand you, why must you own me?
Are you the beautiful greebo girl who drifts through the mosh pit contained within my skull? I watch her steal my spirit. We glimpse each other.
With demented pace she stamps upon my heart and stage dives into misty daydreams. Then I return to reality and history lessons. How I love that greebo girl.
The Jacobean Skate Punk From the Devil's Toilet.
It must be love,
LOVE, LOVE!
SIAMESE DREAM
I am in exactly the same boat as you. I don't fit in and everyone else does. Then again, for all we know, we could be in the same school. Wouldn't that be cool?
I think all us 'Ziners can relate to the Nirvana song "Dumb", especially the first line, "I'm not like them, but I can pretend". Maybe we could make it our anthem!
Wemden Mousehound
Together,
WE SHALL BE ALONE!?!
