The Mega-Zine Museum
July 8, 1999
PUZZLE PIECE Please tell the spidery thing in the corner to stop sticking its tongue out. Stop sticking your tongue out. There you go.
STOVE'S SECRET THINKER Happy, happy, joy, joy, happy - It's the summer holidays! Only for six weeks though!
FLIN FLON Rumour has it that there are big stores that sell nothing but food. The rumours are right. They're called supermarkets.
ESCO'S BOO I've forgotten my name. Don't you hate it when that happens?
STOVES SECRET THINKER
Glitter, hands down! Especially body glitter. Davey from the Crocketts commented on how cool mine looked when I went to see the Stereophonics, which doesn't happen everyday. (I wish!)
Also, I agree with purple eyeliner "Moshing Rocks". My parents think I'm mad when I tell them, but you can't have a gig without it.
Paul Draper's Boiler Suit
So glitter can enhance your
TOTAL ENTERTAINMENT p400 FULL GUIDE
'ZINEYBOPPERS
Do I care that Paul had a black T-shirt with dandruff on it? No I don't.
Do I care that Chad wears an anorak? No I don't.
Do I care that Stove likes James Bond films? No I don't.
Do I care that Andy likes Kinder Surprise Eggs? No I don't.
Siouxsie Sioux
Do I care that you don't care?
NO I DON'T!
USEFUL UTENSILS!
Okay, we all love (or loathe) our mugs. I think that much is understood. Now we should pay tribute to the underdog of the kitchen, the Sean Moore of the Manic cooking world, the humble EGG CUP!
What would we do if they didn't exist? How could we eat our boiled eggs without them?
Egg cups of the world, we salute you.
Stove's Secret Thinker
You could always use...
A SMALL MUG!!
CIVILISATION
Civilisation isn't necessarily a good thing. Our aim was to survive and breed against all odds. Now that we have survived and bred, we are trying to find ways to decrease the population.
Who said we must all become consumer junkies who want and want?!
I think that I may join a tribe and live with nature.
A democratic being with too many thoughts.
And who exactly is
NATURE?!!
