The Mega-Zine Museum
June 28, 1999
MS WORLD I want to be the girl with the most cake. You could marry Mr Kipling.
KWEEN KAT Windows v doors. I like patio doors. When they are closed they are like big windows, but they open so they can be used as doors too. They open so smoothly as well.
PORKO GIO I feel at one with machines. Mmmmmmmm... almond slices.
GEROME TOOL What time is it? Um, erm... late.
THE ONE ADOPTING THE IDENTITY OF LARA CROFT
I wish not to persecute you, however, methinks you must be a man.
This fact is evident simply because Tomb Raider depicts every males' torrid fantasy and no females (including myself) would aspire to this unrealistic model of femininity.
Burning Lime Green Effigy
Ms Pac-Man - now there's
TOTAL ENTERTAINMENT p400 FULL GUIDE
I am firelight
bong-de-bong bong
Soon my sporadic love, soooon
bong-de-bong bong
We'll take and leave the damned,
The 360 glow
bong-de-bong bong
Falling, falling oh
bong-de-bong bong
Hipcat tee hee Wondergirl
Yes:
BONG-DE-BONG BONG
Dear Ziners,
I must speak out about the injustice that is sitting exams in the summer.
Why do teachers insist on making us sit for hours on end in a dusty hall, when everyone else is out enjoying the sun? Perhaps if we sat them in the winter we would do better.
Just a thought.
Blue Ink Pen (that is running out)
Emulate WLW
DON'T DO ANY!
WHO HAS EVER LOVED...
You know, I know,
We all know.
Caustic,
Like rye.
Sour,
Like the moon.
It is...
Yes, so it is.
The Man From Uncool
Who's just been
DUMPED THEN?
